Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

  • "Maybe Jesus saves, but the Tooth Fairy pays hard cash."

  • "The only time religion is charitable is when it is shamed into it by Humanists."

  • "The American Founding Fathers suggest a foolproof way to determine which religion is true: remove all religious tax exemptions, let God protect his chosen church."

  • "'Religion' is that form of government which maintains its rule over the people by fear of imaginary beings."

  • "Mystery - a phenomenon that the Church doesn't want to have to try to explain."

  • "Fundamentalist Religious Freedom - the right to have your life controlled by a tax-exempt con man."

  • "In a country that outlaws euthanasia but employs the death penalty, murder becomes a viable method of suicide, at taxpayer expense."

  • "The Religious Right - a group that is willing to throw away our Constitutional Democracy in favor of some ancient book of fairy tales that they can't even read."

  • "Trying to define gods is like trying to give names to the pink elephants in someone's DT's."

  • "The worst child abuse is that which most subtly implants future problems.

  • Teaching children to fear imaginary things is child abuse.

  • Teaching children to think about gruesome forms of death is child abuse.

  • Teaching children that someone is always watching them is child abuse."

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